I SO am not getting any of my security deposit back

If and when I ever move out of my current apartment, I definitely am not getting my deposit back. This is not even to mention how I think the management is out to get you and wouldn't give it back even if there was no damage to the place. No I do NOT deserve it back.

I was just lighting my pipe when I had an accident. I am a pipe purist so I use matches. Well this particular match decided to break in half. That by itself would not be a problem. The problem was that not only did the match break, but it also lit. Naturally the end of the match that was on fire not being attached to the end I was holding fell to the floor and burned a melty spot in the carpet.

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME!

Ok sorry for yelling but that statement just seemed to need some extra emphasis. Anyway I have no deposit money waiting for me in the future.

Off topic: Why is David Letterman still on tv? I'm sorry, I am probably offending plenty of people by saying that, but I just don't find him funny anymore. And I appreciate that Paul Schaffer and the band are pretty good musicians, but the songs and jingles they play are just so bland and one dimensional. The songs they play when guests come out on stage just have nothing to do with anything. Example: when Kristen Bell comes out they play "You can ring my bell" by Anita Ward. Just because her last name is Bell, and the word bell just happens to be in the song refrain does not really make that an good song to pllay when she comes out.

Ok I'm done bitching now. Those of you readers who disagree with me about Letterman, don't fret. I am just one insignificant voice in a vast ocean of bloggers and noone really cares about my opinion but me.

I probably have done other bad damage to my apartment but I can't think of anything right now. Also The Late Late Show is currently on now and I have trouble paying attention to more than one thing.
The End.

Now Craig Ferguson, THAT is one funny Scotsman. More about what makes @CraigFerg so awesome in a future post.